Sep 28, 2011

I Am Unicorn

Brittany - Out of all the kids in the school I think you are the biggest Unicorn

Kurt - I'm sorry!

Brittany - Well when a pony does a good deed he gets a horn and becomes a unicorn. Then he poops out cotton candy until he forgets he's magical and then his horn falls off and black unicorns, they become zebras.

Kurt - Oh...oh that's terrifying story

Brittany - No it's not. Okay no. My point is, is that...a unicorn is somebody who knows their magical and isn't afraid to show it. You went through hell last year and you never forgot how special you are.


Kurt - I'm just tired of being a unicorn, Dad.

Bert - You know what they call a unicorn without a horn? A freak'in horse!

Moral of the story; Be a Unicorn  

9 comments:

Tanan said...

And that's coming from you? I mean,Seriously?!!!

Andrea Almanza said...

Yep ur a unicorn! It coulda been funnier if they changed into donkeys for forgetting the magic, lol then they'd be an ass :)

Sam August said...

hence the reason why we all love brit! XD

Aaron Khan said...

i didnt understnd burt's dialogue even though i saw glee 2 times :p

Phunk Factor said...

@ Tanan

Why can it not come from me?!

@ Andrea Almanza

Hahahaha.....true. Bt then anything come outta Brit's mouth is pure magic!

@ Sam August

Go Brit Go! =D

@ Aaron Khan

Stupid!! He meant that no matter what...you should not give up what makes you unique. Stick to ur gun!

Tanan said...

Coz u r like opposite of unicorn!

Phunk Factor said...

@ Tanan

Everybody's a unicorn...they just haven't gotten their corn yet! ;)

Fasih said...

Nice, except I was seriously looking forward to reading something written by you :/

Phunk Factor said...

@ Fasih

Been extremely busy, man.....wanted to put up something to let ppl know that i'm still alive..and then this just clicked :)

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