Kurt - I'm sorry!
Brittany - Well when a pony does a good deed he gets a horn and becomes a unicorn. Then he poops out cotton candy until he forgets he's magical and then his horn falls off and black unicorns, they become zebras.
Kurt - Oh...oh that's terrifying story
Brittany - No it's not. Okay no. My point is, is that...a unicorn is somebody who knows their magical and isn't afraid to show it. You went through hell last year and you never forgot how special you are.